No Mans Cat L.P.N.M.C.
Elvis Dolich
Black Cat „L.P.N.M.C.“, that we are going to call just as „L.P.“ or „Long Play“ as this was his non negotiable request, have had a huge problem in his life! And not only him, but his father and his mother, and his fathers father and mother, and his mothers mother, and father, as well as theirs fathers and mothers, and so on and so on! And that problem was related to question why people consider black cat a bad omen?!
Actually, LP personally was never to much upset with the fact that human kind avoid him and run away from his path or goes around him in long bow, as he new very well how people can be rude and violent.
Even the dog kind, that have been always enemy to the cat kind, although last couple of years there have been a lot of progress in peace resolutions and they are quite success, and there have been a lot of signs of lasting peace agreement being reached between cats and dogs, have never done anything even close to ugly things that people did sometimes to both kinds.
LP have been for years now researching and investigating on this subject, subject of superstition. If you do not believe to me check out his “blog” on the net. There he is writing about symbols and omens and totems and about superstitious and backwards customs and beliefs of human kind trying to explain, first to him self, why people bother with such stupid beliefs and waist their time and energy on it and why do they believe in seven years of bad luck if they break the mirror or misfortune if they pass under the open leaders or when they bang their heads by accident and that sort of things.
But its all right, LP was thinking, all those believes…
